Tuesday, 14 October 2008

The Taller You Are The More Successful You Are??

This was a wild accusation thrown out by Ian this week after, as a group, we were referred to as "The Tall Grads" by a few people in the office. This caused endless amusement for Davina, Jenny and Ian who mock me for being 5"10.

To be honest, I was probably dwarfed in the shadow of the others when our group was observed, however, "Two Giant Grads, One Who Always Wears Heels and Some Short Bloke" not only sounds like a Richard Curtis Film but isn't half as catchy.

So I feel I must stand up (every pun intended) against Ian's wild accusation, for those of us who don't have to duck when they enter a room!

Kurt Cobain, one of the revolutionary musicians of our time - 5"7

Tom Cruise & Al Pacino, undoubtedly two of the most influential men in Hollywood - 5"7

Napoleon, (Waterloo and Trafalgar aside) a very successful military leader

But, ultimately, the funniest people in the world are short. Simply view the motley crew below:


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